幽默英语名言

13、让未来到来，让过去过去。

7、不求门当户对，只求感觉到位。

17、哥吸烟，是因为它伤肺，不伤心。

23、听你讲的笑话，我一共哭了两次！

24、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。

40、识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。

22、如果梦想没但是，但是生活没如果。

27、那些你狠冒险的梦，我陪你去疯。

28、狂妄的人有救，自卑的人没有救。

42、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。

32、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

36、我的眼里只有你，不过心里有别人！

39、要不是打不过你，早就跟你翻脸了。

18、懒惰就像生锈一样，比操劳更消耗身体。

21、绝口不提不是因为忘记，而是因为铭记。

44、其实我很宅，只是宅在谁家里的问题。

48、作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。

55、上流社会的人，总喜欢做点下流的事。

1、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。

5、说出来的苦是软弱，埋藏在心里的苦叫坚强。

14、最可笑的爱情就是你爱她，还和我在一起。

16、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。

52、别人都在假装正经，我只好假装不正经。

60、这个世界本来就是痛苦的，没有例外的。

8、成功在暗处看着我们，因为我们为成功而奋斗。

57、你把别人想得太复杂，是因为你也不简单。

2、随缘不是得过且过，因循苟且，而是尽人事听天命。

6、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是屁股的不挽留。

20、诚心做事容易办好事；成天想事，郁郁不得志。

31、别人一夸我，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够。

46、爱情永远比婚姻圣洁，婚姻永远比爱情实惠。

9、探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆，而在于培养新视角。

15、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

26、不能自拔的，除了爱情，还有别人地里的萝卜。

34、虽然我在认真的忽悠你，但是你要假装相信我。

58、我建议大家对我的长相，理解为主，欣赏为辅。

61、人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。

11、我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。

35、勇于接受别人的批评，正好可以调整自己的缺点。

59、白天我生活在自己的梦里，晚上我在别人的梦里！

29、如果下雪不打伞，是不是我们就可以一路走到白头。

30、女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人，不是喜欢长坏了的男人。

49、要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然偶早把你扔出去。

54、有些人死了很有价值，有些人死了他的画很有价值！

56、我的优点是我很帅；但是我的缺点是我帅的不明显。

33、世界总是一样的，只是我们的心情和遭遇不一样而已。

43、人家怕你，并不是一种福，人家欺你，并不是一种辱。

37、老板用你的时候你就是人才，不用你的时候就变成裁人！

41、我们的爱情在这天夭折了，只为了让彼此有重生的机会。

45、男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心，但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。

47、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。

If dreams are not, but life is not.

Let the future come, let the past pass.

The world is painful, without exception.

A person, a street, a corner, a silent cry.

Listening to your jokes, I cried twice in all!

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up.

As a model of failure, you are so successful.

Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

Don't scold God, don't let God take you to see him.

I'll go crazy with you in your adventurous dreams. [踏雪诗词 taxue.net]

Laziness, like rust, consumes more body than labour.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Feelings hurt money.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Do not seek the right door, just feel the right place.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Others pretend that I have to pretend to be experienced.

You think too much of others because you are not simple.

The arrogant man is saved, the inferior man is not saved.

I only have you in my eyes, but someone else in my heart!

Brother smokes because it hurts his lungs and doesn't hurt.

From heaven to hell, brother just passes through the world.

The road saw uneven roar, roar and continue to move forward.

If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned my face with you.

Success looks at us in the dark, because we strive for success.

I thought I was decadent. Today I realized that I had scrapped.

The most ridiculous love is that you love her and stay with me.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

Never mention it because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

When others praise me, I worry that others don't praise me enough.

If you were a flower, cattle would not dare to shit in the future.

Although I'm seriously fooling you, you have to pretend to believe me.

Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to rebirth.

The world is always the same, but our mood and experience are different.

Actually, I'm very homeless. It's just a question of who I'm staying at.

The hero is sorry for the beauty. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

Men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's appearance.

It's not a blessing to be afraid of you. It's not an insult to be bullied.

Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be unhealthy.

They all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

The bitterness spoken is weak, and the bitterness buried in the heart is strong.

Accepting criticism from others is a good way to adjust one's own shortcomings.

The departure of stool is the pursuit of toilets or the non-retention of buttocks.

My advantage is that I am handsome; but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

10、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。

If it doesn't snowfall without an umbrella, can we go all the way to the white end?

In the daytime I live in my own dream, in the evening I am in someone else's dream!

Some people die of great value, some people die of his paintings are of great value!

I suggest that you give priority to understanding and appreciation of my appearance.

12、知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。

Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4、不能骂上帝，不让上帝会带你去见他。

25、路见不平一声吼，吼完继续往前走。

38、我可以选择放弃，但不能放弃选择。

Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more beneficial than love.

50、别人装处，我只好装经验丰富。

Sighing is the most time-consuming thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting thing.

Smoking is a kind of art of life; looking for smoking is a kind of attitude towards life.

Not forgiving all living beings, not forgiving all living beings, is suffering your own.

3、对女人不好的男人，下辈子都投胎做卫生巾去！

Men who are not good for women will be reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next life.

19、一个人，一条街，一个角落，一场无声的哭泣。

It's easy to do good things with sincerity; it's frustrating to think about things all the time.

51、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

53、叹气是最浪费时间的事情，哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。

Can not extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are other people in the field of radish.

When the boss uses you, you are a talented person, and when you don't use you, you become a layoff!

The journey of exploration lies not in discovering the new continent, but in cultivating new perspectives.

Sometimes life is like a computer, saying that when the machine crashes, it will crash without discussion.

If it weren't for the teacher's advice that you shouldn't throw rubbish around, you would have been thrown out earlier.

Usually scolding you is enough. I have to wait for me to hit you before I know that I have both civil and military skills.

Successful fate is not muddling along, abiding by meticulous rules, but doing everything possible to obey the destiny of the heavens.